Ah, a new calendar year. The whole notion of a
fresh twelve months rife with potential is generally awesome, but often given
little note beyond inquiries as to whether or not you've made any resolutions.
For the past two weeks you've been bombarded with "Top Ten" lists
both nerdy and muggle alike describing everything from comics to games to the
words and phrases that appeared most in a given search engine. Don't get me
wrong, those recaps can often be a lot of fun, either as fodder for future
"I should go see/do that" lists or just pure reflective amusement,
but, beyond that, you've got a whole lot of stuff that already transpired and
perhaps a nagging sense that you missed out on something.
With this in mind, I wanted to compose a list of
nerdy brilliance that we can expect in the year ahead. Let's give nostalgia its
due and then start looking forward to something! 2012 was a truly blockbuster
year for Geekdom in just about every arena so it stands to reason that last
year is going to be a hard act to follow. Fortunately, the pipeline of nearly
every geeky industry is chock-full of would-be goodies. For facility's sake,
I've subdivided the list by media type. Also, this list is limited to those
projects that have a definitive release date attached to them. Anything with a
debut scheduled for "sometime in 2013" or something equally vague can
be featured when it decides to get its act together and give us a more concrete
date.
Movies
Nerdy properties broke out in a colossal way in
2012 and one of the single most powerful agents for this new phase of the
Nerdaissance were well-executed, widely received movies. A single twelve month
period brought us John Carter, the Hunger Games, Cabin in the Woods, the
Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, and the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey amongst
quite a few equally geeky, but less illustrious releases
<ehm…Prometheus…cough>. If only we could distill the brilliance that
brought this about and see that it's included in the daily intake of the
professionals who are/will be undertaking similar projects in the future.
The dominant theme of 2013 is the sequel/spinoff
and, while that may seem to have been the case every year for the past five or so, it's going to be particularly
endemic to this one. Furthermore, those entries onto the 2013 cinematic docket
that aren't successor volumes in a beloved series are themselves potential
foundation for major franchises. The stakes are extremely high, as is the
corresponding prospect for disappointment. So it is with the guarded blend of
both hope and cynicism that many of us know all too well that I present the
2013 candidates for your hard-earned ticket money. (Disclaimer: the below are
release dates for the US/Canada, debut dates in other countries may vary)
January: John Dies at the End
Yes,
this movie was technically available for completely legal download starting on the 27th of last month, but it's
coming to brick-and-mortar theatres on January 25th. This tale
of
a covert alien invasion conducted under the premise of a psychedelic new street
drug
promises
an excellent viewing experience, a chance to support independent filmmaking,
and
Paul Giamatti.
February: The Sorcerer and the White Snake
Originally released approximately a
year and a half ago in China, this latest work of Jet
Li
is finally coming stateside. Based on a Chinese legend, the film centers around
a
young
physician who falls in love with a beautiful woman. Of course, just the guy's
luck
that
the woman is an ancient snake demon in disguise. Cue Mr. Li to bust up some
demon
skulls
in what the actor called the most challenging role he's done to date.
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| Billionaire, genius, playboy: Robert Downey Jr. |
May: Iron
Man 3, Star Trek: Into Darkness
For
those of us chomping at the Marvel bit after 2012's the Avengers, we
fortunately have
not one, but two releases in 2013 to tide us over. Entry number 1 thereof is
the third instance of Robert Downey Junior reminding us just why he truly is Tony Stark. Add
to this another rendezvous with Captain Kirk and company (had to include Picard above
June: Man
of Steel, World War Z, Kick Ass 2
Here's
where things might start to get uncomfy in geekdom. We have a film from DC, who
has fallen so anguishingly far behind Marvel in just about every conceivable
way and
now, without Christopher Nolan and Batman, desperately needs to step up. Is Man of Steel going to answer that call? Concurrently, we'll get the film adaptation of Max
Brooks'
beloved and harrowing account of a post-zombie apocalypse Earth. I'd feel
better
about
this movie if it didn't recently undergo a marathon post-production sequence
that
included
reshooting most of the film. We'll have to see if those extensive extra tweaks
were
worthwhile. Finally, we'll get Kick Ass 2 which maybe, just maybe, will be a
bit
more
faithful to the source material than its predecessor. Hey, a girl can hope.
July: Despicable
Me 2, Pacific Rim, the Wolverine, Oblivion
The
summer popcorn movie season switches to high gear in July. We'll be treated to
various
alien villainy, gargantuan aliens and the equally titanic mechs deployed to
combat
them, and a pair of anti-heros (both castoffs searching for meaning...one's a
mutant
and the other is Tom Cruise).
August:
Elysium
In
a not-so-distant future the wealthy reside in an idyllic space station while
the
rest
of humanity languishes on a ruined Earth. Matt Damon aims to balance out the
socio-economic
scales and change the course of human civilization. No pressure.
October: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Seven
years after our first grayscale glimpse we cross paths again with the grittiest
inhabitant's
of Frank Miller's Basin City.
November: Ender's Game, The Hunger
Games: Catching Fire, Thor: The Dark World
This
month gives us two adaptation's of bestselling novels and our second inoculation
against Avengers fever (since 'more
cowbell' seems ineffective). The production stills
alone
for both Ender's Game and Catching Fire have been impressive. If
these films can
remain
on schedule we could be in for one of the best Thanksgivings in recent memory.
December: The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug
My
thoughts on the first installment of the
Hobbit trilogy can be found here. Given that
the
majority of the non-battlefield related plot takes place in the middle third of
the actual
book,
perhaps we'll see an improvement in the second entry of the series.
Books
Much of the literary landscape for 2013 is still
being shaped as the post-production efforts associated with a book allow for a
greater degree of freedom than, say, those required for making a film. Interestingly enough, the trend of
sequel/spinoff seems to have extended beyond cinema. As it stands at present,
this year should highlight at least two new works by Stephen King: the
throwback carnivale 'whodunit' Joyland
and Dr. Sleep, a sequel to 1977's the Shining (due out in June and
September respectively). Bonus: King is releasing the final chapter in the Dark
Tower: Gunslinger series next week!
If all goes according to plan, we may actually
get something from George R.R. Martin by October. If you read that sentence
over exuding every ounce of skepticism your being could muster you'd be
justified, as said release is not the
Winds of Winter, lamentably enough. Fret not though, as the upcoming
release, A World of Ice and Fire, may
be a morsel to help get us through these lean times. A World of Ice and Fire is more akin to an overly involved coffee
table book than anything else we've seen from Martin to date. Filled with maps,
'artifacts' from Westeros, and snippets of folklore, the book is meant to
broaden our understanding of what it's like to live in Essos or the Seven
Kingdoms. At this point, anything that proves that Martin is, in fact, still
writing gives me unspeakable comfort.
PC/Video
Games
The last quarter of 2012 was riddled with
frustrations for both gamers and developers alike as title after title met with
delays. Fortunately that wait is mostly over and 2013 gets to boast a very
impressive pipeline as a result. I attempted to temper my bias towards PC
gaming with the below so my apologies if the listings are a bit skewed in terms
of available platforms.
Aliens:
Colonial Marines (February 12th) - for Xbox360, Playstation 3, and PC
Starcraft
II: Heart of the Swarm (March 12th) - for PC
Gears of War:
Judgment (March 19th) - for Xbox360
Bioshock
Infinite (March 26th) - for Xbox360, Playstation 3, and PC
Star Wars
1313 (December 31st) - for PC
Elder
Scrolls Online (December 31st) - for PC
Injustice:
Gods Among Us (December 31st) - For Playstation 3, Xbox360, and Wii U
TV
TV has arguably paced alongside movies as the media
vehicle of choice for nerdy properties within the past three years and 2013
looks to continue this trend.
Archer,
Season 4 - January 17th
Venture
Brothers - It's been over two years since we've had any run-ins with our
favorite super scientist, his now-mortal sons and/or the Guild of Calamitous
Intent; a span of time that would cause angst to all but the most weathered fan
of George R.R. Martin. Fortunately, there's a lot of overlap in the fan bases
and most Venteroos are frothing at the news that we will be getting Season 5
this year (possibly as early as this month)! Ancillary appendages crossed that
we'll be bopping along with the theme song sooner rather than later.
The Walking
Dead, Season 3: Part 2 - February 10
Game of
Thrones, Season 3 - March 31
Board
Games/RPGs
After
months of anticipation, we'll finally
get our hands on some of the games that were up for demoing during some of last
year's convention season, namely Gen Con. Rather than rehash all the gaming goodness from a few months ago, I'll just list out when you can sample the
games for yourself.
Fantasy Flight Games:
Android - Netrunner the Card Game and
associated expansions (January 2013
FFG is also slated to release expansions for Talisman (though, sadly not the
Warhammer 40K incarnation Relic), Warhammer: Invasion, A Game of Thrones LCG, Blood Bowl, Rogue Trader, Call of Cthulu,
and Dust Tactics during the first
quarter of 2013.
Mayfair Games: Catan: Explorers and
Pirates (April 8, 2013)
Z-Man Games: Robinson Crusoe:Adventure on Cursed Island (March 2013)
Asmadi Games: Consequential. After some developmental
enhancements in the tail end of 2012, Consequential
is set to make its global debut at PAX East 2013.
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